One Liners

Blonde Pub Age

Seventeen cartoon blonde people lined up outside a pub with an 18+ sign

Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?

Because the sign said 18 to enter!

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Did You Know?

The joke plays on "18 to enter" meaning 18 years old versus needing 18 people! Blonde jokes are a stereotype-based humor genre dating back decades. The legal drinking age varies by country - 21 in the U.S., 18 in the UK. Pubs originated in Roman Britain and have been social gathering places for over 2,000 years. Most countries require ID proof of age to enter drinking establishments.

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