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Why did the blanket fail its math test?

It kept covering up the answers.

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Did You Know?

The joke plays on "covering up" meaning both hiding answers (cheating) and a blanket's literal job of covering things. Blankets have been used for warmth since prehistoric times, and the modern quilted blanket dates back to medieval Europe, originally made for knights' padding under armor.