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Why did the black hole get invited to every party?

It really knew how to draw a crowd.

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Crowd Pleaser

Did You Know?

Black holes "draw" things in with their intense gravity — so a black hole that draws a crowd is using its natural talent! Black holes are so dense that nothing can escape their gravitational pull once it crosses the event horizon, not even light. The nearest known black hole to Earth is about 1,000 light-years away in the constellation Telescopium.