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Beaver Tree Goodbye

A cartoon beaver waving goodbye to a tree while chewing on it

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you!

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Did You Know?

"Gnawing" sounds like "knowing"! Beavers are nature's engineers, building dams that create wetland habitats. A beaver's teeth never stop growing - they must constantly gnaw to keep them worn down. Beaver teeth are orange due to iron-rich enamel that makes them stronger. A beaver can cut down a willow tree in 5 minutes!

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