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Bakery Business Update

A cartoon baker with a sad expression standing in front of his burned bakery with smoke rising, while holding a piece of burnt toast that represents his business situation

My friend's bakery burned down...

Now his business is toast.

😂

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Did You Know?

The phrase "you're toast" meaning "you're in trouble" or "finished" became popular in the 1980s. It comes from the idea that toast is bread that's been permanently changed by heat - just like how some situations can't be undone once they've gone wrong!