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Why did the avocado finally throw a party?

It was feeling ripe for one.

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Did You Know?

"Ripe" means both ready to eat and ready for something to happen — so the avocado was perfectly ready to party! Avocados are actually berries, and they're one of the few fruits that ripen after being picked. The Hass avocado, the most popular variety, turns from green to dark purple-black when ripe and can take anywhere from 4-7 days to reach peak readiness after harvest.