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Automotive Wellness Day

A humorous cartoon illustration of a relaxed car with a smiling face getting pampered at a spa, wearing a towel and cucumber slices on its headlights, with spa attendants working on it in a luxurious wellness center setting

Why did the car go to the spa?

It needed a brake!

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Vintage Wordplay

Did You Know?

Car brakes work by converting kinetic energy into heat energy through friction. Modern cars use disc brakes on the front wheels and either disc or drum brakes on the rear, and they can reach temperatures over 1,000°F during heavy braking!

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