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Athletic Anxiety on the Field

Cartoon illustration of a nervous athletic person in track and field uniform holding a javelin with shaky hands, standing on an Olympic-style stadium track with lane markings, their knees knocking together comically, stadium bleachers and flags in background, other confident athletes warming up nearby in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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Did You Know?

William Shakespeare actually coined over 1,700 words still used in English today, including "eyeball," "lonely," and "assassination." He was also known for his love of wordplay and puns throughout his works!

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