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Arrow Versus Banana

A cartoon clock with wings flying like an arrow while fruit flies buzz around a banana

Time flies like an arrow...

But fruit flies like a banana!

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Did You Know?

Fruit flies are attracted to bananas because of the ethylene gas that ripening fruit produces. These tiny insects have been essential to scientific research - over six Nobel Prizes have been awarded for discoveries made using fruit fly studies!

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