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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Computer Window Chill

Computer Window Chill

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Why did the computer get cold? This techy pun has a drafty little twist that any laptop lover will appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Rainbow Argument Neutrality

Rainbow Argument Neutrality

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Why did the rainbow refuse to pick a side in the argument? This colorful peacemaker has a very well-rounded reason for staying neutral.

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Ancient Mama Joke

A cartoon elderly grandmother character looking at a very old birth certificate with magnifying glass

Yo mama is so old...

Her birth certificate says expired!

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Language Lover's Delight

Did You Know?

Birth certificates don't actually expire! The oldest verified person ever was Jeanne Calment of France, who lived to be 122 years old. Modern birth certificates became standardized in the U.S. in the early 1900s, making official age verification much easier.