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Ancient Mama Joke

A cartoon elderly grandmother character looking at a very old birth certificate with magnifying glass

Yo mama is so old...

Her birth certificate says expired!

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Did You Know?

Birth certificates don't actually expire! The oldest verified person ever was Jeanne Calment of France, who lived to be 122 years old. Modern birth certificates became standardized in the U.S. in the early 1900s, making official age verification much easier.

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