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Amphibian Insurance Claims

A cartoon frog with a worried expression on the phone next to a car with a large dent from where the frog literally jumped through the roof, with lily pads and pond scenery in the background

Why did the frog call his insurance company?

He had to jump his car.

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Did You Know?

Frogs are amazing jumpers! Some species can leap up to 20 times their body length in a single bound. A tree frog can jump the equivalent of a human jumping 300 feet! While "jumping in your car" usually means getting in quickly, for a frog it might literally mean jumping through the roof!

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