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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

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Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

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Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Accused Crustacean Crime

A cartoon crab or lobster in a courtroom setting

Did you hear about the accused crustacean?

He was promoting his own shelfish interests!

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Did You Know?

"Shelfish" sounds like "selfish" while referencing shellfish! Crustaceans include crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and crayfish - all have hard exoskeletons. There are over 67,000 known crustacean species worldwide. Lobsters can live over 100 years and never stop growing. Crabs walk sideways due to their leg joint structure. The largest crustacean is the Japanese spider crab with a leg span up to 12 feet. Crustaceans are important in marine ecosystems and provide food for many species including humans!