The People That You See “Only in Walmart”

Walmart has been known around the world as one of the largest and most popular retail stores. The variety and volume of what they sell has made them a global brand. But they are also known for attracting all kinds of people, even those that are eccentric and what some would call odd.

Recently, there has been a trend of pictures of peculiar and interesting pictures of strange people in and around Walmart stores. These are ordinary people, but there something about them that sets them apart. So much so, that they have coined the online term “Only in Walmart”.

Low Waist

There used to be a fashion fad in the 90’s that had young men wear their pants low on their waists. But this guy decided to sport this style with a tight tank top tucked into his blue shorts/pants. It doesn’t quite work as well.

Tall Tail

Here we have what seems to be an ordinary Walmart shopper. That is until you take a step back and realize that he has a tail, a fox-tail to be exact. This could be a costume or a strange fashion statement. Either way, it doesn’t make sense.

See the Signs

Here we have a woman with a very angry neon sign that is probably best viewed on the road. She probably wears this as rides on a motorcycle to the delight of motorists that she encounters.

Burnt

When showing some skin, you want to make sure that you don’t expose any sunburn or overexposed skin. Or at the very least, bring someone with you with the same skin tone so that your burns don’t look that bad.

Product Placement

This Walmart shopper wanted a pair of Uggs boots so much that she decided to just tape a sign on her shoes and pretend that they were in fact the shoe brand. If only saying it made it so.

I Can’t Feel My Face

 

Given that it can get pretty hot in some areas, we can overlook the skimpy and undersized clothing. But why would you go to Walmart with (what we assume is) your beauty face mask still on.

Miracle on Aisle 5

Here we have meme that captures a supposedly “disabled” woman miraculously standing up on her electronic wheelchair to get a few products from the top shelf on the store. With that much leg strength, why need the wheelchair?

Who Let the Dogs Out

This Walmart shopper decided to bring all three of her dogs along with her for her shopping chores. Either that or Walmart is now offering pets by the shelf in their stores.

Single File

Here we have what looks like a group of people using motorized wheelchairs in a single file. Maybe they thought they could go faster with a streamlined formation?

Daddy Knows Best

Here we have a father daughter-pair out for day at the local Walmart. Dad decided to wear some psychedelic tights on this day, and he didn’t stop there. He also decided to wear short shorts over them, to cover up the merchandize, we’re guessing.

Momma’s Day

This mom decided to take a break from pushing the children around in the cart and decided to switch roles. But I’m pretty sure she’ll let her son take a turn riding the cart after a few minutes.

Cut off Jeans

There’s a new sensation called cut off jeans where there jeans are either torn at the knees or torn off completely as shorts. This fashion statement is somewhere in between but we have a feeling that it won’t catch on.

Mascot Family

This family decided to go to Walmart and take advantage of the low prices on mascot heads because… mascot heads are cool? A family that’s weird together stays together.

Open Toe

At one point, you just have to give up on your favorite pair of shoes and just buy a new pair of sneakers. But what’s even weirder with this picture is that she’s actually also wearing cut off socks.

Laundry Day

It looks like grandpa decided to wear whatever was laying around the house to go to Walmart for a bit of shopping. Either that, or grandma has some awesome beard growing skills.

Hair Accessory

This young lady decided to get a pet and a hair accessory all in one go. While it is a unique look, it may cause some problems when your edgy hair clip decides to go to the bathroom on top of your head.

Pet Turtle

Having a pet turtle is absolutely normal. And bringing it to Walmart makes some sense. But then attaching a leash on it is where it gets a little questionable.

Michael and Paris Spotting

There can be some extraordinary people in Walmart, and it seems even celebrities (or celebrity look-alikes) are not immune to the draw of discount prices.

Fashionista Shopping

This young man decided to try out this daring outfit out in the Walmart. While this can be categorized under fashion forward, I don’t think this will work out with any model and on any runway.

Underwear Undercover

Most people wear some ridiculous clothing when visiting the Walmart, but there are those that keep their strange tastes hidden under the guise of normal everyday clothes.

Hairy Situation

In this picture we have a woman in Walmart sporting what seems to be a very dense weave of hair. Although it looks like a prop tail, it might actually be her real hair.

Mother Knows Best

It looks like mom has had just enough of her kid dressing up as Harley Quinn the clown and decided to shop at Walmart for some more appropriate attire.

Sock or Legwarmer

Here we have a young woman in a tie-dye shirt with matching colorful sneakers. But when you look closer at her right foot, she seems to have a green legwarmer or a very elaborate sock. We’re still not sure what it is or what convinced her to wear just one.

On the Loose

Here we have a handicapped man who decided to take along his pet ferret along with him for the ride. I guess the Walmart is a good a place as any to show around your ferret.

Dressing For You

When it comes to body type, there is no good or bad one. But you should also learn to dress smart so you can highlight your strengths and hide your less flattering features.

By a Hair

This Walmart shopper decided to fight his receding hairline and keep a patch of hair growing for as long as he can. At least he didn’t tie it or braid it for the all too comical bald rat-tail look.

Baby Monkey

There are some loose rules in any Walmart about the pets that you can bring along. But carrying a monkey in a blanket as you shop is pushing it a little bit.

Dressing Rooms Available

Much like any store with a selection of clothes, all Walmart shops have dressing rooms. But this customer had no time for such contraptions and decided to disrobe in the middle of the store.

Keeping Cool

One way of keeping cool is to enjoy cold snacks and beverages. Or you can do what this man did and lay down in the cold food section and covered himself with a selection of chilled meats.

Taking the Plunge

Walmart offers so many products and supplies that you don’t have to go anywhere else. You can also have fun with the supplies and products instead of going to a playground, like these “adults” did on these pictures.

Glam and Glitter

Most of the people that we’ve featured in this list are dressed casually, with some almost too casual. But not this lady. She chooses to shop in full formal glam attire, complete with glitter makeup.

Blue Moon

You have to give it to this Walmart shopper, not only did she choose to have her hair dyed blue (unless it’s a wig) but she also decided to shop in an all-blue pajama outfit.

Half and Half

This Walmart shopper decided to get some supplies dressed as half a gentleman and half a lady. We’re expecting the gentleman half to pay, unless he forgot his wallet with his other pants.

Dressing Rooms are Still Open

This Walmart shopper not only decided to try on the clothes at the store, but he dropped his trousers and tried it on right at the rack of dresses.

Price Check on Counter

It is nice to know that even the employees at Walmart are allowed to bring in their kids during work time.  We just hope the little tike clear out before the customers arrive for pick up their items

Eyes Everywhere

You can never be too careful these days. You want both your eyes open for any opportunity. Or you can be like this guy and have one big eye tattooed on the back of your head.

Well Ventilated

Here we have another example of the ripped jeans fashion trend going a bit too far. If the rips get to this point, why not just wear shorts?

Sign of Our Times

This Walmart shopper seems to be familiar with the kind of people that frequent these stores and placed a sign in the crib to “please don’t touch the baby”. Its alarming to think what happened before that sign was placed.

Record Holders

Walmart is a store for everyone, even candidates for the Guinness World Record for the longs collection of fingernails. Although she might be in the store to buy some nail clippers.

T-Shirt Confessions

This Walmart shopper decided to place a joke on the back of his T-shirt. But it does paint a target on his back if and when shoppers start to smell something funny.

Season’s Greetings

In the month of December, we can expect to see more and more Christmas decorations. This Walmart shopper decided to get a jump on things and decorated himself as a human Christmas tree.

Strange Toy

While there are some kids that have made adorable and hilarious choices of playing with the wrapper that the toy can in instead of the toy, handing a hazardous plastic bag (where she could suffocate) to a child should be where the line is drawn.

Honeymoon Stage

This newlywed couple made a stop at the local Walmart for supplies, which are hopefully for the honeymoon that they are about to go to, and not the actual destination.

Casual Crime

Here we have the security department casually talking shop while the person they apprehended has his face to the floor.  I guess event the security staff in Walmart is peculiar.

Superhero Shopping

Even superheroes need the occasional refill of their everyday needs. Where else would they go but to Walmart, where they can blend in with the eccentric crowd.

Dying to Meet You

We’re assuming this man stopped by his Walmart shop to get some paint cleaner to get that golden mess of paint off his face and clothes. Although being a dye t-shirt, he could also just leave in on and let it blend with the colors.

Attention Shoppers

This couple decided to take advantage of the many games found all over Walmart stores. But they also seem to have forgotten all about the child with them. I know most games require most of your attention, but at least place your child within view.

Look Behind You

This Walmart shopper must have been in a hurry to pick up something because he has his shirt inverted. You’d think that with a button and a collar he would know which way the shirt goes over your head.

Fashion Faux

The collared shirt with the denim shorts has been a staple for men of a certain age. But what makes this outfit much more remarkable is the bright white headband.

Army Break

Judging by this man’s length of hair, we don’t think that they come from the army. They are either wearing matching outfits for a party, or part of some militia. Even insurgents need somewhere to go for their grocery shopping.

 

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Post originally appeared on American Upbeat.