Puns

Vampire Correspondence

A cartoon vampire in a cape sitting at an ornate desk with a quill pen, writing a formal letter by candlelight in a gothic castle room with tombstones visible through the window

How does a vampire start a letter?

"Tomb it may concern…"

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Language Lover's Delight

Did You Know?

The phrase "To whom it may concern" has been used in formal correspondence since the 1800s. It's considered somewhat outdated today, as modern business writing prefers more personalized greetings when possible - though vampires might have different preferences!

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