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Penguin Voting Location

Cartoon penguins lined up at a North Pole with voting booths in an icy landscape

Where do penguins go to vote?

The North Poll!

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Did You Know?

Here's a funny twist - penguins actually live in the Southern Hemisphere, not at the North Pole! Most penguins live in Antarctica, which is at the South Pole. There are 18 different species of penguins, and none of them can fly, but they're excellent swimmers who can reach speeds of 22 mph underwater!

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