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Ocean Greed Exposed

A cartoon oyster with a greedy expression tightly clutching beautiful pearls inside its shell, while other sea creatures look on hopefully but disappointed in an underwater scene

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

They're shellfish!

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Did You Know?

Oysters create pearls as a defense mechanism when irritants like sand get inside their shells. They coat the irritant with layers of nacre (mother-of-pearl) over time. Only about 1 in 10,000 wild oysters naturally produces a pearl, making them truly precious treasures worth being "shellfish" about!