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Legless Livestock Logic

Cartoon illustration of a cheerful cow with a big smile sitting in a green pasture with a butcher shop sign in the background and meat packaging nearby

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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Tee Time Humor

Did You Know?

Cows have four stomachs and can eat up to 40 pounds of grass per day, spending 6-8 hours daily just chewing their cud!

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