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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for next Tuesday.

😂

Fiery Marriage

Did You Know?

Cremation has been practiced for at least 20,000 years, with the oldest known cremated remains dating to the Mungo Lake site in Australia. Today, it's becoming increasingly popular with over 50% of Americans choosing cremation over burial!

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