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Graphite Self-Doubt

Cartoon illustration of an anthropomorphic pencil with worried eyes looking at rough, uncertain sketches and doodles floating around its head like thought bubbles

Why didn't the pencil trust its own thoughts?

They were sketchy at best.

😂

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Did You Know?

Despite being called "lead pencils," modern pencils actually contain graphite mixed with clay, not lead at all! The harder the pencil (like 2H), the more clay it contains, while softer pencils (like 6B) have more graphite, making them perfect for sketching and shading.

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