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Fruit Romance Problems

Two cartoon melons in wedding attire looking sad at an altar, with a cantaloupe holding a 'can't elope' sign, while other fruits watch as wedding guests in a garden setting

Why don't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

😂

Word Nerd Approved

Did You Know?

Cantaloupes are actually a type of muskmelon and got their name from the Italian papal estate of Cantalupo, where they were first grown in Europe. The word "elope" comes from Middle Dutch meaning "to run away," making this pun doubly clever!

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