Dad Jokes

Fruit Gone Wild

Cartoon illustration of a guilty-looking banana with a sheepish expression, caught in the act of splitting apart, with banana pieces scattered around it in a tropical fruit market setting

Why did the banana get in trouble?

It split!

😂

Morning Chuckle

Did You Know?

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't! They're also naturally radioactive due to their potassium content, though you'd need to eat 10 million bananas to get radiation poisoning!

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