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Fish Salt Water

Cartoon fish swimming happily in ocean water

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!

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Did You Know?

Salt and pepper are paired seasonings, creating this absurd reasoning! Ocean water is salty because rivers dissolve minerals from rocks and carry them to the sea. The average ocean salinity is about 3.5%, meaning there's roughly 35 grams of salt in every liter of seawater. Fish have special organs that help them regulate salt levels in their bodies. Some fish like salmon can live in both salt and fresh water, adapting their internal chemistry!

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