Dad Jokes

Fashion Accessory Crime

Cartoon illustration of a mischievous belt with a sneaky expression wearing a tiny mask, caught in the act of holding up a pair of pants while police sirens flash in the background

Why did the belt get arrested?

It held up a pair of pants!

😂

Tee Time Humor

Did You Know?

The belt was invented around 3300 BCE, making it one of humanity's oldest fashion accessories - even older than buttons!

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