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Eye Communication Secrets

Two cartoon eyes with expressive faces whispering to each other across a nose, with wavy smell lines coming from the nose between them, creating the visual pun about something smelling

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

😂

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Did You Know?

The phrase "between you and me" is used when sharing confidential information, and anatomically, the nose is literally positioned between the left and right eyes! Human eyes are about 2.5 inches apart on average, with the nose perfectly positioned in the middle to detect those suspicious smells.

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