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Duck Shopping Spree

A cartoon duck with a bright smile at a cosmetics counter holding lipstick while pointing to its orange bill, with a friendly shopkeeper behind the counter in a colorful makeup store

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

"Put it on my bill."

😂

Morning Chuckle

Did You Know?

A duck's bill is incredibly sensitive and contains nerve endings that help them filter food from water and mud. The bill is also waterproof thanks to special oils, which is why water literally rolls off a duck's back - and bill!

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