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Dog River Crossing

A cartoon dog standing at a riverbank looking across the water

A woman called her dog from the opposite side of a river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet, and without using a boat or raft. How did he do it?

The river was frozen!

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Did You Know?

Ice forms when water freezes at 32°F (0°C), creating a solid surface strong enough to walk on! Ice thickness of at least 4 inches can safely support a person, while 8-12 inches can support a car. The strongest river ice forms gradually in consistent cold temperatures. Many dogs love playing on frozen lakes and rivers in winter. Ice fishing is a popular cold-weather activity. However, walking on frozen rivers can be dangerous as ice thickness varies - always check conditions first!