Dad Jokes

Breakfast Comedy Rules

A group of cartoon eggs with big smiles sitting around a breakfast table, but looking worried as one egg in the middle has cracks forming from laughing too hard, with other eggs covering their mouths in shock

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

😂

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Did You Know?

An eggshell might look fragile, but it's actually an engineering marvel! The dome shape can withstand up to 130 pounds of pressure when force is applied evenly, but just a few pounds of pressure in the wrong spot will cause it to crack.

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