Birthday Card Blues

Cartoon illustration of a disappointed soccer player in uniform holding a red penalty card instead of birthday presents, with a soccer field and birthday decorations in the background

Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?

He got a red card instead of a gift.

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Did You Know?

Red cards were first introduced in soccer during the 1970 World Cup, and a player who receives one must immediately leave the field for the rest of the game!

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